Fashion Hell, 1st Circle - Limbo, Cell Block 01

REPORTED BY: Phineas Huffington

SENTENCED BY: Leticia Merriweather Proft

"It painf me in my arterief to fee a fine gentleman af Mafter Goonfbury in fo dreadful of garmentf. He knowf not what he haf done - fimply a poor choice of colorf and miffing hif belt. Pleafe give him a light fentence in Limbo, dear Firf."

Gracioufly,

Leticia Merriweather Proft